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#1 Cocktail Date | On Valentine’s Day
The first one is always special. You don't know what is going to happen but it's officially happening! I proposed to meet her on Monday and she counterproposed to schedule the date on Thursday. By coincidence, Thursday was Valentine's day. I couldn't wish myself a better day for this first date! I decided to write a love poem, hand-written of course, because I'm old school. I wrote four stanzas of romantic literature, inspired by my ...
On The Word Date
Girl, calm down your horses. I'm not asking you to marry me. Neither do I want your babies. I'm just asking you out on a date. Take a chill pill and check your calendar. When I invite a girl and I use the word "Date", I often get these incredible reactions. As if I have just committed to a crusade to conquer the kingdom of her heart. As if I'm a fortune teller and exactly ...
On Stiff Necks
As almost every day, I was standing in front of the traffic lights in my car. Hitting a red light is fine as you get some distraction in return. Sometimes it is a clown juggling balls, sometimes it is a proud mother showing her baby to everyone and sometimes it is a man who is dressed up as a bum. Just like the day before, it was the beggar gentleman shift. There we were, same ...
On Parallel Dating
Parallel dating is not the same as parallel parking. One involves cars, the other doesn't. One is preferred by guys, the other is rather gender-neutral. But in both cases, when done wrong, it can cause damage. Damage to yourself and damage to other parties. You can hit and run or you can be considerate. They say women are good at multi-tasking. Except when it comes to dating multiple guys at the same time, that is ...
On Small Talk
"Small talk is boring. Small talk is superficial. Ugh, I hate small talk. I want deep conversations." *All readers nod in agreement, some start cheering and clapping* (Woohoo, good start of my first post) Small talk got a bad name because the same questions are being asked, every single time, and again and again and again. Does "What do you do?" ring a bell? Or what about "Where do you come from?". If you don't ...
